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pewdie

just to clear some things up…

pewdie:

It came to my attention yesterday that some have been pointing to my videos and saying that I am giving credibility to the anti-Semitic movement, and my fans are part of it as well for watching. I don’t want to cite the sources because I don’t want to give them any more attention.

This originated from a video I made a couple of weeks ago. I was trying to show how crazy the modern world is, specifically some of the services available online. I picked something that seemed absurd to me—That people on Fiverr would say anything for 5 dollars.

I think it’s important to say something and I want to make one thing clear: I am in no way supporting any kind of hateful attitudes.

I make videos for my audience. I think of the content that I create as entertainment, and not a place for any serious political commentary. I know my audience understand that and that is why they come to my channel.  Though this was not my intention, I understand that these jokes were ultimately offensive.

As laughable as it is to believe that I might actually endorse these people, to anyone unsure on my standpoint regarding hate-based groups: No, I don’t support these people in any way.

Thanks for reading.

pewdie
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defeatthepeace:

mbtipartyblog:

The Only Child:

  • has actually talked to their parents more than once
  • i mean, i imagine you’d kinda have to unless you get friends
  • probably has considered running away on multiple occasions, hell even if their parents are chill it’d at least be interesting
  • will probably go wild in college. Either that or just…carry on.
  • all around fascinating human being 

The First Born:

  • Elsa probably
  • Their internal monologue is just screaming
  • So filtered that no one knows what they actually think of them
  • genuinely good at things, but since they’re the first kid, they set the standard and they get stuck in this loop of believing they’ll never be good enough even though they’re /more/ than competent
  • can’t straight up tell people that they dislike them

The Middle Child:

  • Literally Can’t Do Anything Right
  • The only member of the family who’s allowed to make Mistakes
  • hates conflict but is simultaneously really fucking confrontational
  • Hasn’t felt an emotion other than :~) in three years
  • crafts their personality into a complete joke in anticipation of no one taking them seriously, living in a constant state of uncertainty as to whether or not their actions are genuinely ironic

The Second Child-A:

  • Type-A Personality
  • The list of things they’ve never done reads: “Gotten Less than a 96%, Fallen, Made a Fool of themselves In Public, etc.”
  • Superhuman
  • Seems suspiciously like the kind of person who reminds the teacher to give homework because they need to keep their 140% in Bio.
  • They don’t even need to be part of your family, they’ll still be your mom’s favorite child– you’re not even jealous, you’re just like “Same”. 

The Second Child-T:

  • *the impossible dream plays softly from a distance*
  • like the Middle Child but engineered to be Better,
  • making it twice as devastating when they inevitably ruin everything    
  • probably believes they’ve accidentally wronged the universe on some personal level and lives their life overcompensating for something they did when they were like 9-years-old
  • has been fixated on the same goal for the past 7 years

The Youngest of Three: 

  • The Only Good One
  • is aware of that fact
  • has their life together, drinks more water than you will in your entire life, runs a twitter with more than 40k followers, and is only 8-years-old
  • cried for like three hours because they couldn’t draw a sunflower 
  • so many friends, they all just kinda blur together 

The Youngest in a Line of Many:

  • has all of the talent. 
  • If your lucky, some of their talent will rub off on you.
  • also has all of the independence, and could probably beat you in an argument at any time of the day regardless of who’s right
  • Sometimes they’re like “I had to fistfight my brother for a sandwich once” and you think they’re joking around
  • they’re not joking around

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER WRITTEN WHAT THE HECK

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jennytrout:

florianesque:

woesofcolor:

stversace:

glossierbitch:

full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy

what does this even mean?

It means skinny girls can wear anything and it’s considered “a look” but fat girls have a smaller pool to choose their outfits from cause everyone tells them they have to wear things “for their body type” also clothes for plus sized people are not only more expensive but most stores dont even sell larger sizes so skinny people also have more access to “stylish” clothes

also when you’re fat and you wear “women’s” clothes you’re expected to perform femininity to a higher degree and be more put together. which is why 90% of mainstream plus size fashion is corny pinup bullshit

Skinny girl with a sloppy bun, no make-up, shopping in yoga pants = Hot.

Fat girl with a sloppy bun, no make-up, shopping in yoga pants = disgusting.

It’s bullshit.

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